I have been on a white dishwasher for the past 3 years. I am 28 years old, and I cannot hold a job due to my addiction. I have lost many friends and family members throughout this process due to the nature of my addiction. My parents are currently suing me for stealing money from them in order to buy more white dishwashers. The withdrawal symptoms get worse everyday. This blog is meant to be a diary of what it is like to go through this terrible disease with hopes of getting clean one day.
Long story short, a white dishwasher is not a traditional kind of addiction. It does not work like drugs or alcohol. But the similarities are there for sure. I know because I have been through it.
A white dishwasher addiction is like an obsession – when you think about it, you can’t stop thinking about it and you just have to have it. You know what I mean? The best way to describe a white dishwasher addiction is being obsessed with something you don’t really need. For example, you might be obsessed with having the latest iphone or latest computer technology that comes out even though your old phone works just fine and there is no real benefit in having the latest technology besides having the latest technology.
But white dishwashers are different; they are still “luxury” items but they also serve a purpose – you need them to keep your kitchen looking nice and clean. So when you go through a white dishwasher addiction, you want to buy new ones all the time even though your old one still works just fine! There’s no real benefit in having multiple dishwashers except that they look nicer than an old one which may have some scratches on it from use over time…
I’m an addict. I don’t drink. I don’t do drugs. I don’t smoke, but sometimes I wish I could. What I am addicted to is not an illegal substance, but it’s the next best thing: the white dishwasher.
When people hear the word “addict,” they automatically think of heroin or cocaine or some other drug that has taken over their life and is ruining them, but what about the white dishwasher? White dishwasher addiction is a real problem for many people who have been through it, including me.
I started taking white dishwashers when I was 19 years old, and I’m now 22 years old. It has taken me 3 years to get better, but even now I still have cravings for it. And this is how it all began…
When you have a white dishwasher addiction, you are not alone. Millions of Americans struggle with this condition every day.
But what is white dishwasher addiction? White dishwasher addiction can be described as the need to acquire, purchase, rent or lease a white dishwasher. The desire to have a white dishwasher can be strong, and those with the condition may go to great lengths to satisfy the urge.
White Dishwasher Addicts Anonymous (WDAA) has been helping people with this condition for over 100 years. WDAA was founded in 1913 by Dennis Kucinich, who realized that he needed help after purchasing his 7th white dishwasher in less than 2 years. Since then WDAA has grown into an international organization with thousands of members world-wide. Members meet at local support groups to share their experiences and discuss ways they can get and maintain clean dishes while avoiding purchasing a new white dishwasher.
If you think you may have a problem with your white dishwasher, call 1-800-GET-CLEAN today. A trained professional will answer your call 24 hours per day 7 days per week to help provide support and answer any questions you may have about getting clean and staying clean for life!
I have been suffering from white dishwasher addiction for almost twenty years. The following is my story of how I fought to overcome this terrible addiction.
I started using white dishwashers in my early twenties when I was living in the Midwest. I worked as a waiter at a restaurant. I knew something was wrong when I began to use the white dishwasher while working. The restaurant had a rule that said employees could not use the white dishwasher while on duty, but I did it anyway. After work, while driving home, I found myself being drawn back to the restaurant to use the white dishwasher. Soon, I was using every day after work and then several times during the day. Then it went from several times a day to several times an hour. Once in a while, if I ran out of money for the white dishwater, I would steal some from customers’ tables.
My family and friends were very concerned about my behavior and pleaded with me to stop using the white dishwater so much and getting high at work all the time, but I didn’t listen to them. In fact, I began stealing money from customers’ tables so that I could buy more drugs for myself. My habit became so expensive that soon my only source of income was stealing
I’m a drug addict.
I’ve been an addict for the past three years of my life and I’m not ashamed to admit it. My drug of choice is a white dishwasher.
It all started back in my early days of college when I was having trouble fitting in.
One night, I was invited over to one of my friend’s house for a small get together. I didn’t know many people there and was having trouble making conversation with anyone. So, I decided to go find myself something small to do that would make me feel less awkward around everyone else.
I decided on doing dishes since it seemed like the most useful thing I could do at the time. When I walked into the kitchen, I saw a beautiful white dishwasher sitting amongst all the other old appliances in the house.
I had never seen such a beautiful dishwasher before; one that looked so clean and sterile like that. Everything about it just screamed out to me “Use me! You will love me!”. So, without thinking twice, I opened up the dishwasher and started putting some dirty dishes inside it. It was love at first sight when my hand touched its smooth plastic exterior.
I’ve been hooked ever since then…